Murderer
Mike…I feel really awful telling you this on a public blog…
I just couldn’t bear to hold it back any longer after I read your last post. Mike, I know you think you’re a murderer for feeding people high calorie foods by the truckload…
But….but…you need to know this….you’re not the murderer in this situation.
I AM.
No, it’s not what you think. I’m not about to draw some weak comparison between the high calorie sandwiches you sell and the high calorie cupcakes I sell. I wish it were that simple.
The people that have been eating at Philly Slim’s haven’t been dying because the sandwiches are in an of themselves unhealthy. No. They are dying because I have been secretly placing twenty agitated killer bees inside of each and every sandwich you serve.
I’m sorry. I hope you understand.
