An ending/transition to Amos’ “Small Brain” sketch
Doctor: And option number two….is that you have a giant testicle residing inside your skull.
Moujan steps on stage, as Moujan.
Moujan: A c’mon!! This sketch is ridiculous!
Amos: Moujan!? What are you doing???
Moujan: (to audience) I apologize everyone, but this just needs to be said… (to Amos, Mike, Ale) Guys, I thought we decided not to stoop to the level of dick jokes in our comedy!
Amos: Well…I mean…It’s not exactly a dick joke.
Mike: Amos is right, it’s really much more nuanced than that.
Ale: Absolutely. It was really meant to be a statement on the absurdist bureaucracy that exists within our broken healthcare system…
Mike: It’s truly an eloquent statement on modern medicine’s tendency towards defensive diagnoses as a result of unregulated skyrocketing medical malpractice suits..
Ale: The profit motive of American corporate insurance truly undermines any legitimate desire of a doctor to provide quality health care to the masses…
Mike: In a sense, this is perhaps the most thoughtful sketch we have ever, or will ever, perform.
Moujan: Wow. I guess I never really looked at it that way…That’s some impressive writing you guys…
Amos: Um, when I said it wasn’t really a dick joke I just meant that, you know, it was really more of a ball joke.
Mike and Ale: AhhhHHHHhhhhh…
A beat.
Group: BOAT. ONE OF US DOESN’T LIKE DICK JOKES.
