Extra extra!
New batch o’ headlines:
-U.S. memorial day a sobering reminder of Obama’s inexperience dying
-Teen fatally electrocuted trying to store drugs in hollowed out E-book
-Pro-Choice group fears abortions may be killing many world’s future abortion doctors
-2010 Census to include “Black Friends” checkbox
-Strict new emissions restrictions threaten to allow existence of 2016 Winter Olympics
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