Can I speak honestly to you about something?
A: Can I speak honestly to you about something?
B: Sure.
A: Ok, great.
B: What’s up?
A: I dislike television.
B: Why?
A: It’s boring.
B: Well, that’s your opinion.
A: You don’t think I’m crazy?
B: Why would I think you’re crazy?
A: Because I have a library filled with urine samples and not some flat screen in the living room.
B: What?
A: Yeah, I’ve never even had cable.
B: Did you say you had urine samples?
A: In my library. I guess that makes me weird.
B: Yeah. It kinda does.
A: Sorry if I’m not a slave to the idiot box, like everybody else.
