What I Really Want
Who knows what I want better than me, right?
My mom thinks she knows what I really want (a nice girl).
My girlfriend thinks she knows what I really want (a wife).
My wife thinks she knows what I really want (a child).
My friends think they know what I really want (to not have so many mistresses).
But you they don’t.
Only I know what I really want.
But I’m not telling you.
