Match-Maker
Oh my God, I triple dog dare you to call her right now and tell her what you just told me. Do it! Don’t be a wuss! Tell her. Tell that chick that you want to make-out with her face! I’m holding the phone. The number has been pressed in. Come on, man. Man-up. I don’t know what her response’ll be, I’m not her. Maybe she’ll be like, sick, I want to make-out with you, but like way more and do other stuff. Yeah man, stuff like that happens all the time. When two people connect, it’s like magnetism, it’s like you can’t hold em’ apart. Be led by your connection. She’s a really cool girl. I think she’d be flattered. You’re a good guy. Well, you wouldn’t have said anything about her unless you really wanted to make-out. Call her up. I’m the matchmaker here man. Let me make match. See, I knew you totally liked her. I can see it every time you talk to her…”Um…hi…huh…what are your plans for tonight” and then you like kick the grass. You do that! That’s exactly what you do! Alright, well second of all, I have a very deep personality profile that I make for all my friends. You didn’t know that? Ah man, check it out, here it is man see…that’s you right there. You’re at about a BLUE 8 on this chart here. No, it’s not good or bad man it’s just a personality profile. I make em’ for everyone. It’s based on my observations. Like when we went to the movies the other night, all of us, and you bought sour patch kids, I took note of that, and that effected your color warmth. No it’s still in the BLUE category but its warmth is different. See this is her. Yeah, she’s a MAGENTA 4. No, that’s good, that’s really good considering your BLUE leaning. Well, in the perfect world I might rather set you up with like a total PURPLE with an odd number, but this girl’s pretty good. Not a bad connection. You need to call her up and tell her what’s what. Take charge. Place your tongue in her mouth and let the party begin.
