STOP YELLING
A man walks into a coffee shop. He is wearing massive headphones.
Man: HI! HEY! I’LL HAVE A SMALL LATTE! CAN YOU PUT AN EXTRA SHOT OF ESPRESSO IN THERE???!! AND DO YOU HAVE SCONES??!! I’LL HAVE A SCONE!!!!!!
Barista: Sir, could you please remove your headphones?
Man: WHAT??!! HUH!?? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER MY MUSIC!!!
Barista: Sir, you’re yelling! Can you take out your headphones please!?
Man: MY WHAT!? YOU WANT ME TO TAKE OUT WHAT!?
Barista pulls one side of the headphones away from the man’s ear and speaks loudly.
Barista: Your headphones!
Man: OH! TAKE OFF MY HEADPHONES!??? NO CAN DO! I’VE GOT THESE IN TO DROWN OUT MY INCREDIBLY IRRITATING VOICE!!! AWFUL, RIGHHHT??!!!!!
