An Emergency Kit
In the event of a crash landing in enemy territory.
- Water
- 1 lb of Emergency Rations
- Vitamins
- Antibiotics
- Morphine
- One German Dictionary
- One Standard .45 GI Pistol
- One Pair Nylon Stockings
- One Pair Heel Pumps
- One Brassiere
- Two Tennis Balls
- One Golden Flax Blouse
- One Blond Wig
- One “How to Woo a German Dictator” Guide
- One Easy to Break Wine Bottle
- One Briefcase to hold Secret Documents
- One Violin
- One Italian Concerto Performance Artist Badge
- One Copy of Bach’s Violin Sonata No. 1 in G Minor
- One Pair of Formal Wear
- One Skirt
- One Black Wig
- One “How to Woo an Italian Dictator” Guide
- One Easy to Break Vino Bottle
- One Standard GI Inflatable Raft
- One Paddle
- One Compass
- One Flare Gun
- One Pair of Slip-On Sandals
- One Kimono Dress
- One “How to Pleasure a Japanese Military Dictator” Guide
- One Easy to Break Sake Bottle
God Speed Soldier!
